The diligent editors at travel review site TripAdvisor culled through visitor comments to come up with their favorites from 2007. Among them:

• “Time could be spent pondering over the meaning of some of the many safety signs around the complex. Out of the several we managed to identify, the two we found to be of greatest use were

  1. Not to step on any crocodiles whilst bare foot, and

  2. No ugly, or spotty children to frequent the pool.”

  And, for those who don't believe anyone pays attention to these customer review sites:

• “In fact, I told the management there that I was putting a review on your website about their poor service and they laughed at me and said go right ahead, nobody reads the TripAdvisor site.”

For more outrageous travel tales, visit the TripAdvisor blog at tripadvisor.typepad.com.

And don't miss your chance to add your reviews of recent meeting sites and services at the meetings industry's own review site: Go to MeetingsNet.com, then click on the MeetingsAdvisor button in the top right corner.