Scrubs: “My Conventional Wisdom” (2007)

With his on again/off again relationship with Elliott in the off-again mode, J.D. has the blues. As a remedy, Turk convinces J.D. to accompany him to a surgical conference in Phoenix. While walking the show floor, the two are confronted by their chief of medicine, Dr. Kelso.

Kelso: And what the hell have you two been doing?

J.D. and Turk: You know, convention stuff.

Kelso: Look, just because I get to spend the weekend drinking with the guys and overpaying the escorts so they¹ll do the weird stuff, doesn't mean you two get to screw around. Attend some lectures. Visit some booths. Act likeprofessionals, damn it!

So they attend a lecture, which happens to be given by Dr. Kim Briggs, anex-girlfriend of J.D., and things suddenly get more complicated.