Don't miss out on this most special day of the year: Talk Like a Pirate Day! You can inventory your pirate tendencies (just call me The Cap'n and hand me a bucket of chum), wear a parrot on your shoulder, or just say "arrrrr" a lot. So release your inner pirate, put on your eye-patch, and have a slug 'o rum on me. Arrr.
P.S. I've valiantly held back from saying anything about Pastafarianism and the Flying Spaghetti Monster for an awful long time now, but this is too good an opportunity to pass up, given the importance of pirates in its methodology. (Warning: Intelligent Design proponents probably won't enjoy the humor of the site.)