Bad, bad combo

Somebody forgot to ask who else was in town. That's the only way I can imagine that adolescents on a five-day soccer tournament and a swingers party ended up at the same hotel, the Crowne Plaza Hotel-Airport in Orlando. From the Orlando Sentinel:

"The kids could see through the glass atrium into the ballroom where naked people were dancing," Young [one of the soccer dads] said. "There were exposed breasts, thongs and see-through dresses on women who were not wearing any underwear."

I guess one of the lessons would be to check to see not only what other groups are booked for meetings in-house, but also if there are any parties planned that your group might find objectionable. To quote my late grandmother, egads!