Your Capsules guest blogger today is CME Hulk, a great green glob of CME goodness whose Twitter feed I have been enjoying mightily (not to mention his strange-yet-compelling video tweaking of the ACCME and a Q&A he did on Confessions of a Medical Educator). He had to think about it for a while, but I am thrilled to say he took me up on the offer to write a guest blog. I don't quite have the physique for it, but if I work out enough, maybe I can adopt his problem-solving approach too. Anyway, enjoy! As he says, THIS GOOD. YOU POST ON BLOG. MANY PEOPLE READ, MAKE BETTER CME.
THIS CME HULK. CME HULK WRITE BLOG POST. TELL YOU WHAT WRONG CME. YOU LISTEN CME HULK. WHY? CME HULK HAVE CCMEP. THAT WHY. CME HULK MAKE YOU BETTER CME. PLUS CME HULK SMASH IF NOT LISTEN.
HERE 3 THINGS WRONG CME.
1. TOO MANY CME PEOPLE NOT USE BRAIN
WHY CME HULK SAY THIS? THAT EASY. WHAT 2 MOST COMMON THING CME PEOPLE DO NOT BE COMPLIANCE? NOT KNOW? CME HULK KNOW, HAVE CCMEP. CME PEOPLE NOT GET GRANTOR PEOPLE SIGN LOA. THAT 1. CME PEOPLE NOT GET SPEAKER PEOPLE SIGN COI FORM. THAT 2. CME HULK NOT UNDERSTAND. WHY CME PEOPLE NOT USE BRAIN? THIS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. THIS VERY SIMPLE. ALWAYS HAVE CME PEOPLE AND GRANTOR PEOPLE SIGN LOA. ALWAYS HAVE SPEAKER PEOPLE SIGN COI FORM. THIS MAKE CME HULK ANGRY. YOU NOT LIKE CME HULK WHEN ANGRY. CME HULK MAKE EASY. YOU GET SIGNATURES, CME HULK NO SMASH. YOU NOT GET SIGNATURES, CME HULK SMASH. THIS GOOD DEAL.
2. WHY NOT WANT FREE MONEY?
HERE NOTHER THING CME HULK NOT GET. DOCTOR NEED LEARN SO BETTER TAKE CARE PEOPLE. CME PEOPLE HAVE PROGRAM HELP DOCTOR LEARN. COST MONEY MAKE CME PROGRAM, WHO PAY? DOCTOR? OR GET MONEY FROM PHARM PEOPLE AND MAKE CME PROGRAM CHEAP? SOME PEOPLE SAY, NO TAKE PHARM PEOPLE MONEY. IT BAD. CME HULK THINK THIS CRAZY. PEOPLE WANT GIVE CME HULK MONEY, CME HULK SAY THANK YOU, TAKE MONEY. THEN MAKE GOOD CME. YOU NO WANT PHARM PEOPLE MONEY, THAT FINE. GIVE CME HULK. PEOPLE SAY NO TAKE PHARM PEOPLE MONEY MAKE CME HULK ANGRY. MAKE CME HULK WANT SMASH. MAYBE CME HULK JOIN ACRE INSTEAD.
3. NO GOOD PICME TICIPATION
CME HULK TALK PEOPLE DO PICME. TELL CME HULK GET 5 PEOPLE STAGE C. MAYBE 10 PEOPLE. TELL CME HULK THIS GOOD TICIPATION. THIS NOT GOOD TICIPATION. THIS LOUSY TICIPATION. PEOPLE SAY, BUT CME HULK, HOW GET GOOD TICIPATION IN STAGE C PICME? THIS EASY. CME HULK TELL YOU HOW HE DO. CME HULK HAVE CCMEP. WHEN DO PICME, CME HULK SEND LETTER TO DOCTOR FOR STAGE C. SAY, YOU DO THIS NOW. IF DOCTOR NO DO, CME HULK CALL ON PHONE. SAY, YOU DO THIS NOW. IF STILL NO DO, CME HULK RUN TO DOCTOR OFFICE. FIND DOCTOR. SAY, YOU DO THIS NOW OR CME HULK SMASH. THEN SHOW CCMEP CERTIFICATE. DOCTOR ALWAYS DO STAGE C.
Thanks, Mr. Hulk! You can guest blog here any time.