From the MiForum listserv:
The genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first, me first," says the admin assistant. "I want to be in the Bahamas driving a speedboat without a care in the world." Puff, she's gone
The sales manager says, "Me next, me next—I want to be in Hawaii on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas, and the love of my life." Puff, she's gone.
"OK, you're up," the genie says to the GM. He says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
Thanks to Jim for making me laugh!