Snarky remarks about the airlines

Can't resist these snarky remarks from The Onion (a satire site):

With Northwest and Delta airlines filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, more than half of U.S flights will be made by bankrupt carriers. What do you think?





Nancy Armistead, Artist


"Is there anything sadder than a huge, faceless corporation going through hard financial troubles?"





Niles Burnham, Systems Analyst


"This could be the wake-up call the major airlines need to quit focusing so much on customer needs and pay some more attention to generating revenue."

Heh heh.