Love this story about the candy sales (dis?)incentive trip: Since they didn't make their numbers, they got to go to Fargo, N.D., instead of Honolulu.
Still, they got to tour two North Dakota wineries (who knew there were wineries in N.D.? I didn't) and go for sleigh rides, tobogganing, and sip some hot toddies, so what's to complain about? And maybe that $5-a-plate spaghetti dinner at the VFW wasn't exactly a luau, but still, they got to watch "Fargo" in Fargo, which had to be fun in a surreal sort of way.