We've all misunderstood words and phrases, like "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy" for "'Scuse me while I kiss the sky" in the fabulous Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix. But Mental Floss and its commenters have me laughing out loud with some of the mondegreens they came up with. Some of my favorites:
When I was a really little kid, whenever they said â€Hosanna in the highestâ€ at church, I thought they were saying â€lasagna in the highest.â€ I thought it meant everybody ate Italian food in heaven. It made sense - I mean, the Vaticanâ€™s in Italy, right?
I caught my sister-in-law singing in the car to CCRâ€™s Bad Moon on the rise, â€theeereâ€™s a bathroom on the right!â€
Gotta love these. I know I have a million of them, but can't think of any just now...