Chalk this up to "now I've heard everything": meat balloons

I don't think they're available for your summer corporate barbeque, but who wouldn't like to festoon their F&B festivities with a few inflatable meat balloons? According to Gizmodo: "The incredibly unique decorations were created by a Chicago-based design shop called ODL for a New York-based butcher shop called Japan Premium Beef. Each balloon takes about three hours to make, including the painting process that turns the latex creations into believable cuts like porterhouses, t-bones, and filet mignons."

Or, if you're like me, the idea makes going vegan sound really, really good.