How germy are your attendees?

According to The Donald (Trump, that is), if you organize a convention for teachers, keep the sanitizing hand swipes handy. According to this post on the Trump Blog, teachers have the germiest hands, followed by bankers and accountants. Lawyers are the least germy, at least in their office setting, he says. Not surprisingly, he also warns that first-floor elevator buttons are pretty disgusting, probably up there with the remote controls in hotel rooms. Just keep on washing those hands and you should be OK, even at a teacher convention (as long as they left all those germy kids who contaminated them at school).

Signing off on my PSA for today...