Read this and weep

Oh, this is so not good: Make $20,000 A Month As

An Event Planner

. From the sales pitch:

If you can:





- Write down a list of tasks





- Delegate them to others





- Read at a ninth grade (or better) level





- Get along with people





then you have all the skills you need to successfully manage your Event Planning Business!

It also suggests you can find a romantic partner by planning weddings (you'll have attendees' phone numbers, nudge wink), eat all you want, take five cruises a year for free—all for just $39.95 when you buy their booklet. Gag.