If you want to be pretty much guaranteed to be pulled out of line and hand-frisked, go ahead and take some of this luggage from Pink Wolf to the airport on your next trip. It also comes in knife and axe. (Via BoingBoing.)
And on a totally off-topic note: Have you checked out the Shiba Inu puppycam? I had forgotten I'd tuned into it earlier and was sitting here typing away when I started hearing whimpers and scampering puppy paws. Took me a while to figure out I had minimized the puppycam screen but still had it up. They just make me smile, and who couldn't use a smile on a Monday?