The headline alone is enough to scare you silly

The headline in question? A Hotel GM's Worst Nightmare: Hotel Security Guard with Lengthy Prior Arrest

Record, Investigated for Assaulting a Teenage Guest and Throwing

I was on the phone with tech support when this one came through in my e-mail, and I had to read it out loud to him--he couldn't believe it either. People, do at least some rudimentary background checks. This is downright embarrassing.