A hotel with all the comforts of...jail?

That's right, the oldest prison in the UK is now the MalMaison-Oxford, and it actually sounds kind of interesting, from New York Times review (subscription req'd). It doesn't have any meeting space, but if you want to know if you're corrupt enough to stay there, visit this extraordinarily strange site.

Thanks to UNLV professor Patti Shock for the pointer, I think.