How to kill outrageous hotel fees

Gotta love Chris Elliott for this one: Hotel fees that must die — and how to kill them. (I'm particularly fond of the "furniture fee." Hadn't thought of it in quite those terms before.) Read to the end for the most outrageous fee. I'm just waiting for the flush fee that keeps getting bandied about on some cut-rate airlines. Could that be coming to a hotel near you? These days, I'd say anything is possible.

Thanks to MeCo for the pointer!