More proof that people act weird in hotels

I've heard of greasing the palms of various hotel workers, but until now, I've never heard of greasing the walls. But that's what this guy did--coated every object in his motel room with the contents of 14 jars of Vaseline.

"He looked normal," booking officer Anthony Rando said. "He didn't look slippery," Rando said, but he carried the smell of petroleum jelly with him into the jail.

And you thought your attendees were weird...