Think you've heard it all?

Then check out these bizarre complaints heard by tour operators from their British clients. Oy! My favorites:

One envious holidaymaker complained that his friend’s three-bedroom apartment was “clearly bigger” than his one-bedroom place, while others could not hide their frustration that it took them nine hours to fly back to England from Jamaica when it only took the American travellers a mere three hours to get home.

Another was ticked that they weren't warned that mosquitoes bite, and that too many people in Spain speak Spanish.

Here's hoping that the complaints you hear are not quite so idiotic! I don't even know how I'd respond to some of these!

To cleanse your mind, here's a wonderful video of dolphins blowing bubble rings. Ah, now I'm in a much better mood.