BURNOUTS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

When the "Internet lifestyle," aka 24/7, starts to look like a bad bargain with Satan, there is a place you can go to get reconnected with what we sometimes laughingly refer to as the real world. "We want to smash people back into nature," says Michael Stusser, founder of Osmosis Enzyme Bath and Massage, a little place in a little town in Sonoma County, Calif., where the time-starved Type A person is more or less forcibly introduced to the notion of being at peace. "This time poverty thing is