The Family Dis-Incentive

AS I READ THROUGH THIS ISSUE of Insurance Conference Planner — which still needs a good puzzle page, by the way — I was struck by the article on family-friendly incentives. What a great deal this is for kids! It made me jealous because there was nothing like this available when I was a kid. First of all, my father was not in the insurance industry, he was a milkman, and milkmen didn't get to go on a lot of incentive programs. In fact, the only company outing we ever attended was