Remember not too long ago when I posted about airlines thinking about charging for aisle seats? Well, this satire piece from the Borowitz Report goes one step further: Airlines to Stow Passengers in Overhead Bins: Bold New Strategy to Boost Sagging Revenues.
- â€Stowing passengers in the overhead bins should allow us to squeeze a few extra dollars out of every flight, and right now, every extra dollar counts,†said Carol Foyler, a spokesperson for the airlines group. â€Plus, since they’ll be stuffed up there for the duration of the flight, we won’t have to give them peanuts.â€
Ha! Or maybe it's not so funny after all. While they're not saying where they plan to make the cuts, American plans to cut $1 billion in the next year. OK, I'll take that cozy spot over 24F next to the shopping bag and the carry-on...
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