Woman dressed as beer pint tossed from venue

This one is too weird to let pass without some comment. From the Edinburgh Evening News: Clear off, Pint, you're not welcome at family show. Seems a woman dressed up as a big ole pint of beer was tossed out of family-type venues because, and I quote, "they don't allow alcohol on the premisis."

"She said: 'I was told by the stewards I needed a special licence as I was promoting alcohol in a dry area. I'm sure they wouldn't have said anything if I'd been dressed as a giant banana.'" No, probably not, and for some reason, I find that frightening.