Watch out for these food trends

I felt a bit ill just reading about the top food trends this article says are coming in 2008. A few things mentioned: mozzarella bars; “testicle festivals”; mackerel with avocado, watermelon, black olives; Cantaloupe sorbet with lavender-cured pork; Kobeburger, fries, and a foie gras milk shake.

I really have nothing more to add, other than it's a great, snarky read. Here's hoping some of these trends don't actually happen!