Friday fun: What's the worst restaurant name you've heard?

Frankly, Blunch doesn't come close to it for me (that would be Barf Bed and Breakfast, though maybe a B&B doesn't count as a restaurant?), but check out this post about bad restaurant names on Serious Eats. There are some doozies in the comments, but it could put you off your feed if you peruse it over lunch.

Thanks to Patti Shock for the pointer!