Visionary shampoo?

As I was cleaning out my daily spam, I ran across this delightful missive that put together phrases that for some reason caught my eye, like "visionary shampoo," "pragmatic repulsion," and "drunken curler of a travel agent"--that last one really conjures up an interesting image, doesn't it? I haven't gotten the word salad version of spam much lately, though I have been getting a lot in Greek and Russian. It makes me want to pen some spam poetry instead of the article I've been procrastinating about. OK, back to work.